CNWF²
DANGER ZONE!!
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Santa Maria, California
CNWF² Stadium
Tuesday, January 20, 1998
Time: 9:15:00 p.m. {Second Segment}

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{cut to shot of commentary table}
Frenchie Parker and Knee Johnson are talking about something. Slick Nicholas is just looking at the camera apparently ready to say something. Instead, Knee Johnson realizes the cameras are back on and cuts in.

{commentary}
Knee Johnson: Welcome back to Danger Zone! I hope you enjoyed the commercial break... it was probably better than whatever was playing on other channels because we make sure we have the best commercials on the planet during our commercial breaks unlike some other renegade organizations!

{At this juncture, Slick Nicholas slaps Knee Johnson across the back of his head.}

Slick Nicholas: You're an idiot, Knee! I think most people tuned in to see the action, not the commercials!

Knee Johnson: It was just a point... oww! {Johnson's head flies foreward once again after a slap from Frenchie Parker.}

Frenchie Parker: Knee, shape up! This is a wrestling program... not World's Funniest Commercials, ya know?

Knee Johnson: Fine. Anyway, we have SiN taking on BigFig in our next match. But I still can't wait to see DoD taking on Kain Piller for the United States belt! That's the one the World is gonna be watching!

Slick Nicholas: Well, that is going to be a heavily watched match, but the one that is going to steal the show is Malibu Mike Donovan defending his World belt against Jason Agony. That's the one that people have been talking about.

Frenchie Parker: You've got that right! Originally a lot of people thought this was a squash match for Donovan... but Jason Agony has actually accomplished quite a bit here in the CNWF Squared. He is of course a two time Intercontinental champion, ya know?

Slick Nicholas: Yeah. Agony happens to be one of my personal favorite wrestlers as well... but I have to wonder if he is really ready for this match with the World champion? I mean sure, he could come away with the gold... but the question is will he?

Knee Johnson: A lot of action tonight!

{cut to shot of the ring}
Once again, the ring announcer is standing in the middle of the ring ready to announce the next match.

{ring}
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan; weighing two-hundred fifty-nine pounds... SiN!

{cut to shot of the walkway}
A tall, well dressed man steps into the walkway. He gets a mixture of cheering and booing from the audience as he makes his way to the ring. It doesn't seem like he really cares a whole lot about what the audience thinks either.

{cut to shot of the ring}
SiN simply steps into the ring through the ropes and waits for his opponent.

{commentary}
Slick Nicholas: I really don't know what to say about this guy. I mean I don't know wheather I should respect or ridicule a guy who wears nice suits when he's going to wrestle.

Knee Johnson: It's hard to say... and when your opponent is BigFig, you had better look out!

Frenchie Parker: BigFig, definitely one of the best wrestlers in the CNWF² today! SiN really has to be on his toes in this match!

Slick Nicholas: I hope you guys aren't serious about that. The only thing Fig is would be about the oldest athlete in the CNWF². There haven't been many wrestlers here longer than he was... and I can't say I look up to Fig for it either. Some guys just don't know when to quit.

Frenchie Parker: That's pretty mean, Slick!

Slick Nicholas: I'm paid to be mean.

{ring}
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Chicago, Illinios; weighing three-hundred twenty-five pounds... BigFig!

{cut to shot of the walkway}
"Mindfields" by Prodigy plays over the public address system as BigFig makes his way to the ring. The fans cheer BigFig for the most part, though there is an audible portion of negativity being directed at the heavy set man. Fig slaps hands with a few fans here and there before he enters the ring.

{cut to shot of the ring}
Fig walks up the steps and then along the ring apron and waits a bit before entering the ring. He raises his arms in the air and the audience reacts mostly positively to the gesture. Fig then enters the ring and waits for the battle to begin.

{commentary}
Knee Johnson: Well, that Fig seems to have pretty good fan support around here! That's kind of a surprise seeing that the fans seem to cheer for the wrestlers people normally hate!

Slick Nicholas: Yeah, Slick. Personally, I think every audience should be this way... except maybe they could look a bit smarter. Other than that, they have the right idea.

Frenchie Parker: I know. Doesn't it give ya like a nice, warm, toasty feeling inside?

Slick Nicholas: Whatever. There's the bell.

{ring}
Inside the ring the ref has called for the bell, thus beginning the match.

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SiN vs BigFig
6'-6", 259 lbs — 6'-2", 325 lbs
(One Fall Singles Match)
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{ring}
The two wrestlers seem a bit apprehensive at first... as if they are sizing eachother up. Then both wrestlers lock up trying to get some kind of advantage. Sin has a clear leverage advantage over BigFig, but Fig is a lot stronger than SiN, so there is a bit of a struggle. Finally, SiN gets Fig in a headlock. He holds him in it for a few seconds until Fig executes a back suplex to release himself from SiN's clutches.

{commentary}
Knee Johnson: Nice takedown there by Fig! Man, he's on a roll!

Slick Nicholas: Yeah... if you ask me, he's had one too many jelly rolls.

Frenchie Parker: Ha ha! Well, SiN is getting back up, but he's still pretty calm and collected. He's not gonna let Fig get the better of him.

Slick Nicholas: SiN extending his hand outward now for Fig to shake it! As if no one knows what is going to happen after this.

{ring}
Fig looks at SiN's hand and takes it. He then kicks SiN in the gut and clotheslines him down to the canvas and goes for the cover. SiN kicks out at two, then rolls out of the ring to regroup. Fig decides he doesn't want to wait for SiN to recover, so he goes out and runs at SiN with a clothesline.

{ringside shot}
As Fig runs at SiN, he quickly moves out of the way and pushes Fig right into a ring post. Fig kind of staggers after hitting the post and as he turns around, he runs right into a hard right hand punch from SiN which levels him right to the floor. Fig is holding his head in pain after the blow, which prompts SiN to go over to dish out more punishment. The problem with that idea is Fig is pretty mad at this point, so ge gets up and tackles SiN to the concrete floor himself and starts pummeling away at SiN's face. This brings up a mixed crowd reaction.

{commentary}
Slick Nicholas: Fig looks pretty darn mad right now! Some people have to learn a bit of self control.

Knee Johnson: I think SiN has learned that you have to be careful with just who it is you mess with when you're wearing a fancy suit!

Frenchie Parker: Just think... he's gonna have to take that thing to the cleaners, have it pressed, tighten up a few loose buttons here and there... it's gonna be a mess.

Slick Nicholas: Well, Fig has finally let go of Sin and is going back in the ring. Maybe we can finally have a match!

{cut to shot of the ring}
Fig has made it back into the ring, but SiN didn't waste any time either as he quickly sneaks up behind Fig and delivers a bulldog to the big man. He then runs the ropes and delivers and elbow drop to Fig's back. SiN picks up Fig and delivers several chops across his chest, then whips him to the ropes. SiN then catches Fig with a powerslam into a cover.

{commentary}
Knee Johnson: One! Two! Nothing! Man, what a display of power by SiN! He's giving up about seventy pounds to Fig, you know?

Slick Nicholas: That was definitely impressive. Fig is having some trouble getting up after that one.

Frenchie Parker: He's back up now! And SiN is going right back at him!

{ring}
SiN clubs Fig over the head, but Fig doesn't even seem to feel it. SiN hits him again, but again Fig absorbs the blow. SiN whips Fig to the ropes, and hits him with a drop kick as he comes back... but Fig doesn't even go over after that. Fig still doesn't seem like he is ready to go back on the offensive just yet, so SiN bounces off the ropes and delivers a clothelsine to the big man... but again SiN does not go down! SiN gets very frustrated at this point, so he runs against the ropes once again, then leaps at Fig with a cross body block... only to have Fig catch him in mid air! The audience is cheering loudly as Fig brings SiN down hard to the canvas. Fig goes for a cover, but only manages a two count.

{commentary}
Frenchie Parker: SiN isn't ready to give up the ghost just yet, ya know?

Knee Johnson: My thoughts exactly! This SiN just doesn't quit!

Slick Nicholas: I guess he figures if he loses this match, he won't be able to show his face at the cleaners to get that suit of his fixed up after this match.

Frenchie Parker: Nice observation, Slick!

Slick Nicholas: Frenchie, you're about the only one I know who would take a comment like that seriously.

{ring}
SiN gets up slowly, but Fig doesn't waste any time as he picks up SiN for a sidewalk slam. Fig comes down hard, shuddering the entire canvas with the slam. Before SiN can recover, Fig delivers a leg drop across the neck to be sure he stays down for what he'll be doing next.

{commentary}
Slick Nicholas: I believe that sidewalk slam was the Fig Slam! This match should be over... but what the heck is Fig doing?

Knee Johnson: I think he's gonna go up top and do the Fig Flop!

Slick Nicholas: Now why the heck would he do that when he has the match won?

Knee Johnson: I just don't know, son!

Slick Nicholas: Shut up, Knee. We're werstling commentators, not rappers.

Knee Johnson: Good... well then excuse me while I go use the crapper!

Frenchie Parker: Serious, Knee, quit while you're ahead.

Knee Johnson: Sorry, guys. Anyway, I was right! Look! Fig's going to the top!

{ring}
Fig is on the top rope and there is a mixed reaction as they know what is coming up next. Fig leaps off the top rope and looks like he is going to land right on target with a belly flop. The problem is, almost at the last moment, SiN moves out of the way and Fig catches a belly full of canvas. He isn't moving after that.

{commentary}
Slick Nicholas: Well, that's what happens when you're over three hundred pounds and you try a high risk maneuver like that... and miss. I don't think SiN is going to have much to do much more to win this one.

Knee Johnson: Ha ha! Well, I guess SiN has shown the world that maybe he shouldn't have lost to Fig a month ago for the Television belt.

Frenchie Parker: SiN's not ending this one just yet either! Look at this!

{ring}
SiN picks up Fig and gets him into position for what looks to be an inverted DDT. There is yet another mixed reaction from the audience as Fig is set up for the move. SiN then falls down to the canvas quickly. Fig isn't moving after the move was applied, and SiN goes for the cover.

{commentary}
Knee Johnson: That was the House of Horrors! That should do it! One! Two! Three! That's all she wrote, folks!

{ring}
BigFig is rolling on the canvas and out of the ring as the ring announcer proclaims SiN as the winner of the match. The audience is split in their support for SiN as he makes his way out of the ring.

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SiN by Pin Via "House of Horrors" Inverted DDT
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{cut to shot of the commentary table}
Knee Johnson: That was an incredible match! Both of them fought pretty darn hard... but of course only one man can win, and that man was SiN! Damn, maybe it's just watching all these guys fight, but I just can't stop rhyming tonight!

{Slick Nicholas belts Knee in the back of the head.}

Knee Johnson: Oww! What was that for?

Slick Nicholas: So you'd stop being an idiot and start being an announcer... like that will ever happen.

Knee Johnson: Sorry. It's just I miss the old days when I used to give people the good ol' One-Eight-Hundred Collect Cutter! Man, those were the days!

Slick Nicholas: Well, there's no denying that was one heck of a match. But I'm telling you BigFig is gonna have to find a way to dig himself out of that rut he dug himself. He's been on a bit of a losing streak lately... and I don't know when or how it's gonna end.

Frenchie Parker: The competition here in the CNWF Squared is really something to be proud of, ya know Slick? Even a losing streak is nothing to be ashamed of here, ya know?

Slick Nicholas: I guess that means you're happy with your losing streak, huh?

Frenchie Parker: Well, I don't know. Anyway, here are some pre-recorded comments from Jason Agony about his match later on tonight. He has some comments about Malibu Mike Donovan. In the CNWF past, Agony beat Donovan to move on to the final round of the Intercontinental title. Now ya look at it one way and that was a bad thing for Donovan... but see, Donovan went on to bigger and better things and beat Heartbreak Kris for the World title! That was when all heck broke loose in the CNWF and all that had to end. Donovan then missed the cutoff date for signing back up with the CNWF Squared so he could keep his World belt. That led to trouble, okay? Now these two are meeting again right here later tonight for Donovan's World belt that he had to win again the hard way at Broken Dreams Ninety-Seven. It should be interesting to hear what Agony has to say about Donovan.

Knee Johnson: So let's get to the clips! Don't keep us waiting!

{cut to shot of the video shooting area}
A camara catches Jason at the buffet table of the video shooting area of the CNWF offices. He is seen pouring a box of Fruity Pebbles on a slice of pizza. Shermy walks over and tells Jason that the camara crew is ready. Both sport brand new CHAOS t-shirts and Jason's paint job is only half way done. Jason walks over in front of the camara.

Jason: I'm all alone today because Kain, Nicholas, and Jeff all refused to step into a CNWF building. And, Da Superfan has kind of distanced himself from the group. At least for tonight. But that stuff is only semi-important now.

Mikey, me and you will be meeting for the fourth time tonight. I'll openly admit that I'm a little nervous. But, I can't even begin to imagine how you are feeling now. You are probably chugging Pepto Bismol, chomping your fingernails nails to your knuckles, and pacing a hole in your billion dollar carpet job up in your place. You have no way of knowing when I'll go off. You have no way of knowing my new finisher. And, you have no chance of escaping with that title. If you stay, you get beat. If you run, you'll get stripped. The odds are against you, my friend. Plus, your Pack fears me more than they fear bankrupcy! No one can save you now. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

CNWF Squared, even your beloved Lex Victor has realized that there is no stopping the greatest Intercontinental champion to ever step in any ring. Now you all better recognize. Donovan says he keeps getting better and better, but that is a crock of (CENSORED) Going from IC champ to World, now that's improvement.

Death to all who oppose CHAOS! "Son of Sam" I aint, Marshall Appellwhite, maybe! Ha ha!

{cut to shot of the commentary table}
Slick Nicholas: As always, Jason Agony with some strange comments. You have to wonder just what it's going to be like for Donovan to step in the ring with this guy. I mean this is a very anticipated match! Everyone has been wanting these two guys to step in the ring against eachother for a long time since their last encounter because no one feels that proved anything. It all comes down to tonight when everything is on the line with the biggest prize in the CNWF Squared is up for grabs. What a night ahead of us!

Frenchie Parker: That's so true, Slick! Donovan is definitely heavily favored to win this match, but you never know. Jason just might be able to do the impossible and pull the upset win over Donovan.

Knee Johnson: Well, I know that even though Agony is part of Chaos two, or whatever it is they're calling it, I know the audience would be backing him up under normal circumstances. I mean it seems everyone hates Donovan!

Slick Nicholas: That's true, but he had an impressive showing in the year end wrestling awards. That tells you that everyone should stand up and take notice for the man's skills.

Frenchie Parker: Of course, we shouldn't lose sight of the match that is immediately ahead of us after the commercial break! I mean we have Dominator of Destruction meeting is toughest challenge to date! Kain Piller! It should be something to see just how DoD can handle this guy who is a whole foot taller than he is! Piller also happens to be one of the toughest athletes in the CNWF Squared and is a former World Champion in his own right, ya know? I mean this is a big time match! This could have been on a pay per view!

Knee Johnson: I have to say Lex Victor has really stepped it up with his match signing. I have to wonder if there is a match he wouldn't sign.

Slick Nicholas: Lex'll sign just about any normal singles match, but it seems to me he doesn't sign a lot of special matches, or even tag team matches. Of course, you need tag teams for tag team matches... but still. We could use a bit of a break from the normal stuff.

Frenchie Parker: Even so, there's still no denying that this upcoming match is a biggie! I can't wait to see how this one goes! Anyway, we have a commercial break to go to. Don't go away!
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|s {Commercial Break} |
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